Anklebiter # 1: Mama, you know what? I’m paranoid.
Brief pause while I wonder how to respond.
Anklebiter # 1: I know what paranoid means.
Me: Really? What?
Anklebiter: Well, it’s when you’re really annoyed with your parents.
Pause.
Anklebiter: I’m paranoid quite a lot.
Does that mean I’m going to be kiddanoid when they’re teenagers then?
This is AWESOME!
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The things they say!!!!
Priceless.
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I love it! That’s a keeper! 😀
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You could reply with the time honored, “I’ll show you paranioid!”
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Oh that was so sweet
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And hemorrhoid means you don’t like wearing dresses?
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🙂 LOL. Love it! I miss kids remarks….
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or maybe you’ll always think they’re kidding!
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LOL! So on this reasoning, what is “android” ??
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Out of the mouth of babes. How funny is that? Cute!
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But wait! There’s more. The teen years loom ahead.
Very, very clever your anklebiter is 🙂
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So THAT’s what I was all those angsty teen years. Very cute!
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Too funny!
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Too cute. How about adenoid when they’re adolescents?
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Too funny … sometimes my son is paranoid too … so I’ve been told.
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I LOVE it! Hilarious! Kid-isms are the best!
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this is too funny! brilliant really. : )
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Count your blessings – she is only annoyed with her parents, come her teens, it’ll translate into hate, believe one who knows! (Luckily, that fluktulates to being the best mum in the world, every time you are there for them when they need you, something they find they need to call on more and more, as the years go by..)!
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Bah dum bum! That’s a rim shot in case you didn’t realize!
That is so funny!
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VERY funny! I’ll be smiling about that one for a while.
xo
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Oh that kid is sharp!
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That was great!
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teehee…i love kids…
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Love it! I cannot imagine you and Sir Pe annoying..really..but kids never lie. 🙂
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Very cute.
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I wish my mind was still flexible like hers to come up with that.
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One of my friends writes on a slip of paper all the things her children say like this – the funny and adorable moments. She folds the paper up and puts it in a jar. When she is feeling down she goes to the jar and takes out the paper – it cheers her up and she keeps a record of her children.
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