Posts tagged “screams

Croc hunting

When I catch the crocodile who materialized out of my son’s imagination and into his bed at three in the morning, causing him to shriek so that the very heavens split apart, my heart stopped beating and I lay bolt upright for the next hour or two in a state of shock while comforting said son…

saltie

… I’m going to turn him into particularly ugly pair of Crocs.


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