On my best behaviour
“I’ve got to be on my best behaviour today.
My little owner, the one known as Anklebiter #1, is eight today. Not eight kilos, but eight years old! And I’ve promised to be on my best behaviour.
You see, when I adopted my new family just over two years ago, I wasn’t quite as well behaved as I am today. And, let’s face it, I was also just a young lad back then at 4.5 years old. Once, when my mum (I think you know her as Lady Pee. Funny thing is she doesn’t use a lamp post like I do!) had made a snake cake and covered it with whipped cream and given it eyes and a tongue out of sweets, she then left it on the kitchen top to go to the loo. When she came back, well – darn it! – she noticed that ‘someone’ had eaten the snake’s head.
And then there was that time a couple of years ago, when I licked the cream off a girl’s plate at another of the anklebiter’s birthday parties…
Still, I just give them the look.
And all is forgiven.”
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